..:: RHYMES 2 ::..


Arrogance - full of it, haughty
Is that why you are so naughty?

Life it seems, is your apple
People you try to constantly baffle

Your office in the dungeon it should assemble
You'll be closer to the one you resemble
jtp 10/1/2019

P Ccccc. . .

Political Correctness ness ness mess
Has turned America into a mess mess mess
jtp 10/31/2019


What is the next move
For sure they're not in the grove

Doesn't matter what they try
There is no pie in the sky

Searching all over the terrain
Like a slow moving train

There is nothing new to discover
No matter how long you hover

Stop playing around
Like an old bloodhound

The bell is ringing
People are singing

Get back in tune
Quit shooting for the moon

You better move quick
Or you'll find the path very slick
jtp 2/5/2020


There once was a bunch of maroons
Who constantly acted like bufooons

The turned so far to the left
They became so bereft

When they spoke
It was a joke

Hippity bippity boo
On the right foot they put their left shoe
jtp 10/25/2019


Just like a merry-go-round
We hear the same old sound

The misinformation game
The feed us the sake ole same

People are wise to the left's antics
Now exposed the left panics

Still the left continues
Offering more unreliable venues
jtp 10/12/2019


Each day a new trick
They think they're so slick
What makes them tick

They profess false tales
Throwing them at us in pails
The wind has left their sails

Flying in a private plane
Public money they drain
They think we have no brain

Time has shown
They loose, the moan
No longer do they roam

They're left all alone
jtp 2/2/2020


A tale to tell
Who rang the bell

Round one, Round two
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Ready for round three
A decision one can see

The left is crying
They keep trying

People are fed up
The left should shutup

Ding dang the bell rang
The dimmies are left to hang
jtp 2/2/2020


Games are played in life
That cause unnecessary strife

To disrupt the American way
The left's actions go on day after day

Their disrupting piety
Brings no benefit to socety

One goal is all they seek
People don't get to peek

Regain power by any means
By provocated falsehoods it seems

The time is approaching fast
Socialism is becoming an outcast

The truth bell just rang
Leftist are fleeing the boomerang
jtp 2/2/2020


What do we hear
Tick, tock the sound is near

Time is running out
You have a growing snout

You dodge around
But, you will be found

Ticket, Tocket
You're on the docket
jtp 6/21/2018


Ting Tang Tong
Time to ring the gong

Life is too short
To put up with your tort

Long have we been assailed
All your plots have failed

Plots you troll to use
Peoples lives you abuse

Get your act together
Change is coming to the weather

You'e been exposed
Its time you were deposed

So pack your bags
Get along you moronic wags
jtp 4/11/2020


Take a look
Who wrote the book

The book of lies
Without any ties

Hard to believe
Stories they concieve

No need for facts or truth
Their actions are uncouth

Outright lies they spread
No concern for cred

Time to stir the pot
Get rid of the whole lot
jtp 4/8/2017


Diddle dum and Diddle dee
Look at what we see

Trying to convince the people
They are not seeking the steeple

Their false promices abound
Getting tired of their sound

Promises they don't intend to keep
Time to call the chimney sweep
jtp 10/28/2020


Tickle trickle down they go
The left is putting on quite a show

Too bad they are not concerned
Eventually they will get burned

They have that daunting look
Appears they're really shook

They're beginning to look a little pale
Are they woried about going to jaii
jtp 3/19/2018


Bim bam bee
Kick 'em in the knee

Bim bam bass
Kick 'em in the ass

Maybe that is what needs to be done
To get the politicians on the run

Stop listening to their line of crap
Tie 'em down with a heavy strap

Stand up for your rights, it is your duty
Don't let them degrade you by acting snooty

Special privileges they don't need
America, take my heed
jtp 8/11/2018


A fact to make you aware
Something for you to share

Its creepy, creepy in DC
They don't want the world to see

Behind our backs
They go to task

Morons and money grubbers is what they are
We should boot them far, afar
jtp 4/11/2019


Twiddle dums and twiddle dees
What a pair of bumbling bees

Gee I wonder why it is
Politicians lost their fizz

Did someone say Kookamunga!
Slowly I turned, step by step . . .
jtp 12/2/2000


The time has come to have some fun
Get the politicians on the run

Though life is short
We have a retort

Fire all the politicians
And replace them with magicians
jtp 7/24/2017


Did you know
You can take two politicians
Stir in a dozen lawyers
Mix till well homoginzed
And you've got a recipe for

jtp 12/4/2000

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